Captain Awkward? WTF?

I am going to let you in on a secret. And because I know how private the internet is, I know my secret is safe with you. I have a super power. I can turn any normal situation into an awkward one. It's like I have Tourette Syndrome or something. Call it a nervous tendency or straight idiocy. Embarrassing as it is for me, others seem to find it hilarious. I just can't seem to help myself! You feel weird right now, reading this don't you...See, I told you so!