Because nothing normal can ever happen in my life...
So my rendezvous with Xena this weekend is now haunting me. I'm not sure if it is because she is so young but she has kind of latched onto me. I didn't mention this in the last post but when we were hanging out she kept bringing up that she couldn't believe that I didn't have a girlfriend and that she thought I probably had one but was lying about it. Talk about a total turnoff. I'm not sure what the hell this is all about but I don't have a girlfriend! I told her once and don't really think it is necessary to repeat myself. My guess is that she must have been screwed over in the past - but why is that my problem? So now she keeps texting me about it. And I just don't know what to say! Wait, actually I know exactly what to say, "Bitch, I don't have a girlfriend! Drop it!" Oh man, what have I gotten myself into?
5 comments:
December 23, 2010 at 10:07 AM
22 = booty hoo.
December 23, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Xena = bad news. Since you are not looking for someone with your qualities, which qualities are you looking for now?
-ChaCha
December 23, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Sluts, Cha Cha. I am looking for sluts. JK. Haha. I'm not sure yet. But I will let you know when I find out.
December 24, 2010 at 9:15 PM
FYI - http://www.dinahshoreweekend.com/
December 27, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Ahh, yes. The Dinah - Mecca of lesbians. Unfortunately I am way to broke this year. But I think I will start saving for next year!
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